Theatresports RESULTS DEC 28th!

Flying Spaghetti Bros TIES it with Lost Boyz by audience vote. FSB threw down with a new game format while Tinsley deaked his way out of an alcoholic binge night. Lost Boyz slaughtered the memory of a romantic kiss and added insult to injury by snogging the corpse. In second half action: Bowman and Merchant (Thunderbox) used spurious Shakespearean technique to slice through an extra nutty fruitcake. Pearson dropped in from the opposing team with usual interference, hammering the sibling relationship in to primordial ooze. Pearson’s team (Heathcliffe and the Bronte Sisters) fumbled a literal gift offer, but turned around a Harry Potter scene (“all the magic in the world, and you still have to wear glasses …”) Still, it was not enough to top the Rob Ford memoir, with Merchant dripping b-b-butter every where little Robbie went, providing context for a future mayor wreaking revenge. Bowman’s stumble through non-existent stage grease lived up to fan expectations. Thunderbox took the night, but the final scene was a two-team Star Trek (Wars) reunion, in which Pearson did NOT take up the Kirk mantle. The night ended as Bowman Shatner’d Picard.