RESULTS FOR THEATRESPORTS™ AUGUST 9th: An ambitious run for top spot by Everett Cowling’s Marketing Group and Spa leaves Zero Dark Qwerty reeling. ZDQ Captain Butler gave Spa their due, saying Spa’s inventive use of camp German opthamolgists, sealed their win, 21-17.
Gary’s Laces won against Lord Beaverbrook, squeaking by at 44-42. It was Pearson’s masterful heckling scene and AJ’s mass appeal, particularly of the audience members under 48 inches, that pushed the Audience Response Score Evaluator over the top. Even Lord Beaverbrook’s unholy Sounds Like a Song couldn’t gain enough traction to pull out a win. NEXT SHOW: SEPTEMBER 13th!